"I feel sick, but still want to carry on eating."
"It’s what-ya-me-call-it, from thingy-me-bob - ya know who I mean?"
"£85 - is that expensive for an itchy coat?"
"I’d like Kelly Rowland’s job - I’d be good at it. Shit hot in fact!"
"Where’s Ronald McDonald? These days."
"Her eyes are weird, and she has a very big double chin. But she can cook - I’ll give her that."
"I’m not a fan of sandwiches. Full-stop."
"What do I do with two thousand rubbers and a tin of marbles??"
"Could you see me being a joiner?"
"My old music teacher collected teddy bears and lived in a windmill. Fucking mint!"
"Look - a man dressed as a Lego brick! Want to go say hello?"
"Why am I me? And nobody else?"
"I fucking hate flamingos!"
"I might be the reincarnation of Bob Marley."
"You can’t have a Louis Vuitton bag and be fat."
